Last night BBC viewers voted Waterloo the greatest Eurovision song of all time. Of course, I’m afraid there’s no contest. Inspired by the nation’s appreciation for ABBA, and my conviction that there is an ABBA song for pretty much every occasion, I’ve compiled a list of five relevant ABBA songs…

I’m not the first person to note how uncomfortable I am about many of the reassurances surrounding COVID-19. We keep hearing how “the people who’ve died have been over 60, with underlying health conditions” — as if to reassure us that it’s OK. Is there any attitude that so exposes…